Thursday, June 23, 2011

i had such high hopes for tonight (i didn't really)

so this is me blogging, i'm actually writing something. i'm at home i've been out drinking, i won't write quite as much bollocks as i did last time...............i have garlic bread in the oven, i've put some pasta sauce and ham on top, i'm sure twill taste delicious..............been to o'neills, drinking snakebite, is a good drink, when you get home, watching come diine with me is a bad thing.............. went to chowpatty beach on the south bank the other day, very good cocktails, had rum in a coconut, good drink..............have to wake up at 6am on the 24th to get olympics tickets, how does that work?...............i need to find somewhere to live, i'd like somewhere central, not too expensive, with cool bars............. i will write something else....... i promise

Friday, June 10, 2011

hello,is it me you're looking foo-ho-hooor

i can see it in your smile..... i can see it in your ki-hi-hisss, you're all i ever wanted, I've got the words quite wrong.................... any you know just what I'll do............ me and the motley crue... and i want to tell you so much........................doo-biddeee-dooo
sometimes, i think i'm quite funny when i'm pissed but i've come to realise i'm not really..... as evidenced by (i'm not sure, perhaps the rambling nonsense that started my post) ............anyway, how are you, i'm sorry i've not written owt (owt?) recently, i've been suffering from bloggers malaise (malaise?)
i'll carry on..................... i went to belfast, or nearby this weekend, the fact that i turned up at the wrong airport has been widely documented, i won't go into it, i'll only say that i did give actual consideration to the fact that i may be mentally ill.
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i've just read this back,,,,,, sorry it's a little shit
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had a bloody great time in ireland, it's ace to go on a stag do where you're not in a city centre and feeling that someone will do something stupid to get you twatted.... we were in the middle of nowhere and everyone was dead sound (manchester) met good people, which is good
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((( i felt a little silly as i've not been invited to the wedding but I got invited to the stag do so thought i'd turn up, hope the weddding goes well, matt and catrina are ace)))
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i'm a little sad as my shifts are changing at work, i'll miss a couple of my regular drinking people but i'm happy to be seeing more of a couple of old friends again, swings and roundabouts i suppose
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bollocks, i wish i was writing more interesting things... it's 2.37... i'm pissed,.... i persuaded dan to write a blog and his is bloody AMAZING.. you see how i wrote that in capital letters.. i never write anything in capitals (even things that really should be)
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so, it's emma's 30th at the weekend, twill be nice to see her and andy again
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eating pasta and curry sauce... some people think i can cook.... fools
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on my days off, i'm going to join the gym in preparation to look better and find my wife to be who will be in a rush to bear my children
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too confessional???
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fuck it, i;m pissed, may be too old to live in camden, might move somewhere more middle aged, but with dancing
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DON'T EAT PASTA WITH CURRY SAUCE, IT'S BAAAD